Who would like TWO FREE TICKETS to this years
IDEAL HOME SHOW??!
Earls court from 14 - 40th March
The lovely people at British Gas kindly gave me two free tickets and as much as I'd like to give Laurence llewelyn Bowens bum a big squeeze I'd much prefer to give the tickets to YOU :-)
However, in order to win these tickets you have 1: promise you will squeeze Laurence's bum on my behalf AND 2: email me the answer to the following question ....
Q: What is Ralphys FULL name??
Please send your answer ASAP to email@example.com along with your full name and postal address. The competition ends midnight Tuesday 18th March 2014.